When They Deal With Romantic Rejection:
Aries: That didn’t work. I need to try again.
Taurus: Says, “you’re not following the script!”
Gemini: I never asked you out, what are you talking about, who even are you?
Cancer: Tells everyone close to them about how sad they are. This is going to be the only topic of conversation for the next few weeks. Maybe even more.
Leo: I was doing everything right though.
Virgo: I expected this outcome
Libra: They must be playing hard to get
Scorpio: Time to not open up for another ten years as I try and get over this.
Sagittarius: Reblogs sad quotes for a few days
Capricorn: I was in denial about this outcome but it’s okay, because I will bury this down along with all my other 39346721399239 issues
Aquarius: Says, “your loss, you idiot. It’s not like I ever liked you anyways.” Repressing tears.
Pisces: I will use this moment as a constant reminder to never do anything like this ever again.