Indeed, children are a gift from God but sometimes it feels like the Devil might have also had a hand in it. These funny parenting tweets exactly sum up the underrated fun in raising kids.
Every parent’s struggles are different, yet more or less the same when it comes to their children. Here is a compilation of some of the most hilarious parenting tweets, that will make you go LOL.
32 Hysterical Parenting Tweets That Hit The Nail Right On The Spot
My husband and I decided we don’t want to have children.We will be telling them tonight.— Natasha (@dramadelinquent) November 11, 2019
My daughter woke me up at 5 am to urgently tell me “any balloon spongebob blows up is technically a water balloon” & I have not been able to fall back asleep— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) January 26, 2019
[drive thru window]toddler: can I say hi?me: aww that’s sweet *rolls down window*toddler: two milkshakes please— ❄️sigh❄️clops (@aotakeo) August 26, 2019
My 3 year old just told me I’m the Best Mommy Ever. I’m super excited to put that next to the Worst Mommy Ever trophy she awarded me last night.— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) October 23, 2019
All the baby books tell you that infants need to eat every 2 to 3 hours, but what they fail to mention is that this behavior continues until the child turns 18 and moves out of your house.— the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) May 29, 2019
Me: *on the toilet*2yo: *banging on door* Daddy!! Daddy!!! DADDY!!!!Me: I’m downstairs!2yo: Oh… *runs off*Me: Why have I not tried that before?— ThreeTimeDaddy (@threetimedaddy) July 6, 2019
asked my son what his favorite part of aquaman was & he said “the part with the water” so maybe it’s time we reevaluate common core— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) January 3, 2019
Yes I gave birth, but I haven’t bought those little month numbers and laid my child next to them like a tiny, happy crime scene victim and taken a picture of that and posted it to Instagram so in that sense I am not a mother.— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) October 3, 2019
Child: Mommy said I’m allowed to say the C-word now.
Me: Uh. What C-word?
Child: The bad one.
Me: Mommy is letting you say-
Wife [running in from other room]: CRAP SHE MEANS CRAP— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) November 19, 2019
I don’t know what kind of life I envisioned myself having at this age, but watching a half-naked toddler lick the frosting off a Pop-Tart while sitting on my chest at 5:45 in the morning was almost definitely not a part of it.— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) May 23, 2019
I live in fear of the things I may have agreed to while absent-mindedly saying “uh-huh” to my kids.— SpacedMom (@copymama) January 12, 2019
The only time my child closes a door is when I am right behind her with my hands full.— Amber Leventry (they/them) (@AmberLeventry) August 14, 2019
Saw a bumper sticker that said My Other Ride Is Your Mom and my son asked if his mom was giving people piggy back rides so basically don’t ever teach your child to read— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) December 12, 2019
When your toddler can open the door themselves in the middle of the night congratulations, you live in a haunted house now.— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) November 8, 2019
Me: What’s the first rule of cooking?4: Don’t put your hands in your butt.Me:4:Me: Correct.— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) November 13, 2019
I accidentally emailed 2 entire schools asking who Luna’s boy-friend is instead of just her teachers because she doesn’t know his name.— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 12, 2019
You don’t know what stress is until you watch your 2 year old try to spread cream cheese on a bagel.— Tired Dad of 2 (@Tired_Dad_of_2) November 21, 2019
No one makes more observations than a child sharing a stall with his mother inside a public restroom.— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) August 5, 2019
Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it’s possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM.— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) June 13, 2019
Me: my kids don’t go back to school until January 8th.911 Operator: Oh God.— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 3, 2018
12-yr-old: “How come you play the lottery but never let us play the claw machine games because you say it’s a waste of a dollar?”Me: *Stares blankly ahead trying not to make eye contact*— Dad Bits (@DadBits) May 24, 2018
My favorite thing my daughter says to me every single day is “when you die I’m going to get all your money. Have a good sleep.”— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) May 9, 2018
This one time, my toddler walked up to me, took a bite out of my sandwich, and then stared me down as he chewed.I shouldn’t be proud of thinking this but he would do GREAT in prison.— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) January 8, 2018
Even people who never want to have kids, may everyone know the peace of a house with a child asleep.— Soren Bowie (@Soren_Ltd) March 27, 2018
Nothing better than the simple joys of finding 5 bucks in an old pair of pants, or discovering my wife and I had a second daughter over a year ago.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 24, 2018
72% of parenting is asking kids how something got broken…and then listening to them lie about it.— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) December 6, 2018
Some think kids are selfish, but when 8 sees I’m carrying too much stuff at once, he comes over and gives me a lengthy explanation as to why Black Panther could beat Spider-Man.— The Resolutionary The Alex Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) March 21, 2018