Indeed, children are a gift from God but sometimes it feels like the Devil might have also had a hand in it. These funny parenting tweets exactly sum up the underrated fun in raising kids.
Every parent’s struggles are different, yet more or less the same when it comes to their children. Here is a compilation of some of the most hilarious parenting tweets, that will make you go LOL.
32 Hysterical Parenting Tweets That Hit The Nail Right On The Spot
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My husband and I decided we don’t want to have children.We will be telling them tonight.— Natasha (@dramadelinquent) November 11, 2019
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My daughter woke me up at 5 am to urgently tell me “any balloon spongebob blows up is technically a water balloon” & I have not been able to fall back asleep— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) January 26, 2019
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[drive thru window]toddler: can I say hi?me: aww that’s sweet *rolls down window*toddler: two milkshakes please— ❄️sigh❄️clops (@aotakeo) August 26, 2019
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My 3 year old just told me I’m the Best Mommy Ever. I’m super excited to put that next to the Worst Mommy Ever trophy she awarded me last night.— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) October 23, 2019
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All the baby books tell you that infants need to eat every 2 to 3 hours, but what they fail to mention is that this behavior continues until the child turns 18 and moves out of your house.— the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) May 29, 2019
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Me: *on the toilet*2yo: *banging on door* Daddy!! Daddy!!! DADDY!!!!Me: I’m downstairs!2yo: Oh… *runs off*Me: Why have I not tried that before?— ThreeTimeDaddy (@threetimedaddy) July 6, 2019
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asked my son what his favorite part of aquaman was & he said “the part with the water” so maybe it’s time we reevaluate common core— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) January 3, 2019
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Yes I gave birth, but I haven’t bought those little month numbers and laid my child next to them like a tiny, happy crime scene victim and taken a picture of that and posted it to Instagram so in that sense I am not a mother.— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) October 3, 2019
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My toddler explaining literally anything pic.twitter.com/H1rOnLUUOr— Josh (@iwearaonesie) May 14, 2019
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Child: Mommy said I’m allowed to say the C-word now.
Me: Uh. What C-word?
Child: The bad one.
Me:
Child:
Me: Mommy is letting you say-
Wife [running in from other room]: CRAP SHE MEANS CRAP— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) November 19, 2019
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I don’t know what kind of life I envisioned myself having at this age, but watching a half-naked toddler lick the frosting off a Pop-Tart while sitting on my chest at 5:45 in the morning was almost definitely not a part of it.— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) May 23, 2019
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I live in fear of the things I may have agreed to while absent-mindedly saying “uh-huh” to my kids.— SpacedMom (@copymama) January 12, 2019
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No one:Toddlers mad because you didn’t put their socks on a specific way: pic.twitter.com/TG01fFQcsm— Professor Charles Nigxavier (@Steph_I_Will) September 27, 2019
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The only time my child closes a door is when I am right behind her with my hands full.— Amber Leventry (they/them) (@AmberLeventry) August 14, 2019
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Saw a bumper sticker that said My Other Ride Is Your Mom and my son asked if his mom was giving people piggy back rides so basically don’t ever teach your child to read— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) December 12, 2019
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When your toddler can open the door themselves in the middle of the night congratulations, you live in a haunted house now.— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) November 8, 2019
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Me: What’s the first rule of cooking?4: Don’t put your hands in your butt.Me:4:Me: Correct.— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) November 13, 2019
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I accidentally emailed 2 entire schools asking who Luna’s boy-friend is instead of just her teachers because she doesn’t know his name.— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 12, 2019
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You don’t know what stress is until you watch your 2 year old try to spread cream cheese on a bagel.— Tired Dad of 2 (@Tired_Dad_of_2) November 21, 2019
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No one makes more observations than a child sharing a stall with his mother inside a public restroom.— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) August 5, 2019
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Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it’s possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM.— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) June 13, 2019
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Me: my kids don’t go back to school until January 8th.911 Operator: Oh God.— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 3, 2018
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12-yr-old: “How come you play the lottery but never let us play the claw machine games because you say it’s a waste of a dollar?”Me: *Stares blankly ahead trying not to make eye contact*— Dad Bits (@DadBits) May 24, 2018
24.
My favorite thing my daughter says to me every single day is “when you die I’m going to get all your money. Have a good sleep.”— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) May 9, 2018
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This one time, my toddler walked up to me, took a bite out of my sandwich, and then stared me down as he chewed.I shouldn’t be proud of thinking this but he would do GREAT in prison.— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) January 8, 2018
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Even people who never want to have kids, may everyone know the peace of a house with a child asleep.— Soren Bowie (@Soren_Ltd) March 27, 2018
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Nothing better than the simple joys of finding 5 bucks in an old pair of pants, or discovering my wife and I had a second daughter over a year ago.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 24, 2018
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72% of parenting is asking kids how something got broken…and then listening to them lie about it.— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) December 6, 2018
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Some think kids are selfish, but when 8 sees I’m carrying too much stuff at once, he comes over and gives me a lengthy explanation as to why Black Panther could beat Spider-Man.— The Resolutionary The Alex Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) March 21, 2018
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Alexa: remind me to feed the baby pic.twitter.com/p3sEUcTgYa— Michael Margolis (@yipe) June 9, 2018
Parenting has its own set of challenges, but at the same time is incredibly fulfilling. These parenting tweets are the perfect example of struggling with your kids but also getting a laugh out of it. If you ever feel like you are having a particularly challenging day with your kid/kids, then these parenting tweets will invoke a smile or two.
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