The Signs In A Playground

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Aries: The slide hurts my ass, omg I’m suing!

Taurus: This sand is not edible, for f*ck’s sake!

Gemini: Is it illegal to take pictures of these kids?

Cancer: Falls off the swings- that’s okay because I’m no pussy! (‘:

Leo: Beat it kids, my turn next on the seesaw. Fights kids.

Virgo: Omg Leo, wtf! They’re like 10 years!

Libra: Throws kids in the air. Forget kids, get their money.

Scorpio: No dogs allowed in the park. Sagittarius, get out the park then!

Sagittarius: Stabs Scorpio with ice-cream cone. Oops, I tripped!

Capricorn: There is no chill in this park.

Aquarius: I’m so proud of you Sag!

Pisces: Swims in puddle because f*ck you.

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January 7, 2021

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