Dealing With (Romantic) Rejection
Aries: That didn’t work. I need to try again.
Taurus: You’re not following the script
Gemini: ?????? I never asked you out, what are you talking about, who even are you
Cancer: Tells everyone close to them about how sad they are. this is going to be the only topic of conversation for the next few weeks. maybe even more.
Leo: I was doing everything right, though
Virgo: I expected this outcome
Libra: They must be playing hard to get
Scorpio: Time to not open up for another ten years as I try and get over this
Sagittarius: Reblogs sad quotes for a few days
Capricorn: I was in denial about this outcome but it’s okay because I will bury this down along with all my other 39346721399239 issues
Aquarius: Pfft, your loss, you idiot. it’s not like I ever liked you anyways. represses tears
Pisces: I will use this moment as a constant reminder to never do anything like this ever again
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