Them As Parents:
Aries: Makes Mac-and-cheese burns it
Taurus: Can’t stop swearing in front of kids.
Gemini: They will not let their kid quit sports because they’re “part of a team”
Cancer: The parent everyone loves, always has kids friends around.
Leo: The “Honey! Where are my keys! I forgot the kids at the mall!”
Virgo: The parent that physically forces their kids to do homework.
Libra: The”Jane, stop f**king around and leave me alone, I’m tired”
Scorpio: The parent who buys the best food, rents the best movies and gives their kids money.
Sagittarius: Goes to yoga every day and annoys their children with facts and quotes.
Capricorn: When the kid gets a B on their test “lol loser! I could have done so much better! Suck it!”
Aquarius: Has a house with a pool. never uses it.
Pisces: The “you can smoke… you can drink… you can have sex.” “Oh, and be safe” kinda parent.