Zodiac Signs As Making New Friends

ARIES – As easily as they make new enemies

TAURUS – Needs someone they trust to vouch for your character first

GEMINI – Waits in line for the bathroom and ends up in a group text with the people who were standing behind them

CANCER – Envisions growing old together in adjacent rocking chairs

LEO – Overcompensates for shyness by complimenting you too much

VIRGO – When you both reach for the last kombucha on the shelf

LIBRA – Via the ex-lover-to-platonic-friend pipeline

SCORPIO – Assumes the worst intentions & starts reinforcing the walls of their fortress when you try to get to know them

SAGITTARIUS – Whenever their current friends take too long to text back

CAPRICORN – Reads every “How to Meet New People as an Adult” thinkpiece

AQUARIUS – Hates the pressure of being introduced to people, prefers organically crossing paths with interesting strangers

PISCES – Gravitates toward the quietest person in the room