Why Don’t Zodiac Signs Have A Social Life

Aries:
“I chose not to…I hate everyone.”

Taurus:
“Rather hang out with my dog.”

Gemini:
“Eating is better than talking!”

Cancer:
Because I love my bed!

Leo:
NETFLIX IS MY SOCIAL LIFE!

Virgo:
I just don’t text back.

Libra:
“Wait! What’s a social life?”

Scorpio:
Busy with world domination.

Sagittarius:
Cats are better than people though.

Capricorn:
I would… But I like my couch.

Aquarius:
Sleep > Socializing

Pisces:
BUT TWITTER’S SOCIAL, SO YA.