The Alternate Truths Of Zodiac Signs

The Alternate Truths Of Zodiac Signs

Are you _ or are you just_?

ARIES: A firecracker     A loose cannon

TAURUS: Everyone’s rock    A stick in the mud

GEMINI: A social butterfly    A social parasite

CANCER: A comfort blanket    A wet blanket

LEO: The life of the party    A one-person pity party

VIRGO: A helping hand    An iron fist

LIBRA: An arbiter of taste    A human Pinterest board

SCORPIO: The epitome of cool    The bad boy in a YA book

SAGITTARIUS: An adventure-seeker    A stubborn Peter Pan figure

CAPRICORN: An old soul    Soulless

AQUARIUS: A serious intellectual    Stuck in your “gifted” kid days

PISCES: The world’s greatest empath    An emotional bottom-feeder

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