Single
Married
It’s complicated
In a Relationship
Not falling for that Shit again…
In the age of swipes, likes, and complicated Facebook labels, the idea of a “relationship” has evolved or maybe devolved into a chaotic buffet of emotional ambiguity. It’s no wonder the internet bursts with funny quotes poking fun at the idea of love, commitment, and the infamous “relationship status” we all seem to pass through at some point or crash into, depending on your luck.
Let’s talk about the ever-relatable quote that’s been floating around memes and mugs:
“Single. Married. It’s complicated. In a relationship. Not falling for that sh*t again…”
It’s not just funny, it’s practically a relationship status of its own.
The Single Life: Freedom or Forced?
For some, it’s an empowered state of independence, full of spontaneous trips, unshared fries, and total control of the TV remote. For others, it’s a holding pattern between breakups and breakdowns. The best relationship quotes often come from those who are not dating, because if you’re not laughing at your own love life, who will?
Funny Quote Favorite:
“I’m not single, I’m in a long-term relationship with freedom.”
Romance or Roommate?
Being “in a relationship” used to mean something definitive. Now, it can span from mildly dating to deeply entangled in a shared Netflix account. You’re no longer single, but you’re also one shared meme away from a fight about emotional availability.
Funny Quote Favorite:
“Being in a relationship is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.”
“It’s Complicated”: Part No One Wants to Visit
This phrase should be renamed “Emotional Limbo with WiFi.” It’s the relationship status where logic goes to die and the “read” receipts haunt your soul. You’re not single, not taken, but you are 100% confused.
Funny Quote Favorite:
“Our relationship is like a software license. I agree but I have no idea what it means.”
Married: The Final Form (Or So They Say)
Marriage, once the holy grail of romantic success, is now often the punchline. That’s not to say it’s all bad—many happy marriages exist—but online, it’s mostly portrayed as a constant game of “guess what I’m mad about today.”
Funny Quote Favorite:
“Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.”
“Not Falling for That Sh*t Again”: The Realest Status of All
Let’s be honest—this one deserves its own checkbox on dating apps. This status screams trauma with a laugh track. It’s for the people who’ve been through the relationship wringer and came out not just jaded, but hilariously self-aware.
Funny Quote Favorite:
“I’m not single, I’m on a relationship detox. Side effects include sarcasm and wine.”
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What’s Your Relationship Status?
Whether you’re blissfully not dating, deeply in relationships, stuck in it’s complicated, or proudly parked at not falling for that sht again*, one thing is certain: relationships are messy—and hilarious. So wherever you stand on the romance spectrum, don’t forget to laugh. Sometimes humor is the only thing keeping us from texting our ex at 2 a.m.
After all, love may come and go, but funny quotes are forever.
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