Love is a rollercoaster, and when you have an arsenal of the best relationship jokes, it makes the ride even more fun! Be it a new romance, a long-term relationship, or you simply just adore some corny love jokes, these hilarious couple jokes will have you cracking up.
From dating disasters to hilarious marriage moments, relationships come with plenty of comedy material. Because let’s be honest—love isn’t always candlelit dinners and sweet texts. Sometimes, it’s forgetting anniversaries, stealing blankets, and arguing over where to eat.
So, hold on to your partner right, and enjoy these funny jokes about love!
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50+ Best Relationship Jokes
1. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
2. What did the romantic baker say to his dough?
“I knead you.”
3. Are you a cat? Because I’m a feline a connection between us.
4. What happens when you fall in love with a chef? You get buttered up.
5. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
6. Why did the man propose to the woman working at the zoo?
She was a keeper.
7. What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts.
8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Juno. Juno who? Juno that you’re the love of my life?
9. What do you call people who fall in love at a bakery? Dough-mantic!
10. My girlfriend kept saying she needed space and time. So, I got her a telescope and a watch for her birthday.
11. What did one volcano say to the other?
“I lava you.”
12. What do fawns whisper to their crushes?
Terms of en-deer-ment.
13. Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and no.
14. Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!
15. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material.
16. Why did the laptop need couples therapy? It had too many unresolved issues with its motherboard!
17. Why doesn’t anyone want to marry a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them.
18. What did the French chef give his husband for their anniversary?
A hug and a quiche.
19. Why should you never date an apostrophe?
They’re possessive.
20. How do tightrope walkers meet their romantic partners?
Online dating.
21. What did one light bulb say to the other? I love you watts and watts.
22. What did one raspberry say to the other? I love you berry much.
23. Why did the student ask the encyclopedia on a date?
He was in-fact-uated.
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you up to for the rest of my life?
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25. Why did the banker break up with his girlfriend?
He was losing interest.
26. Is your smile a broom? No, why? It just swept me off my feet.
27. My wife is a real multi-tasker. She can text and ignore me at the same time.
28. Like Mexican food? Yes. Great! Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-ritto.
29. Why should you never laugh at your spouse’s choices?
You’re one of them.
30. Marriages are made in heaven. Then again, so are thunder, lightning, tornadoes and hail.
31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Muffin.
Muffin who?
Muffin in the world could keep us from spending our lives together!
32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana kiss you right now.
33. Call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you!
34. You are like dandruff because I just can’t get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.
35. How do you show your wife who’s the boss in your home?
Hold a mirror up to her face.
36. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
37. Like Mexican food? Yes. Great! Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-ritto.
38. Why should you never break up with a goalie? Because he is a keeper.
39. What did the mountain say when the hill suggested they should elope?
“I’m inclined to agree.”
40. You know you are like my Wi-Fi connection – sometimes you are strong, and other times, you just won’t connect.
41. Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
42. Taking my husband’s last name doesn’t mean I’m not a feminist; it means I don’t want anyone I went to high school with to be able to find me ever again.
43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how often I think of you every day?
44. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita be with you forever!
45. Are you a fan of Star Wars? Because Yoda person I’m crazy about!
46. The four most crucial words in a healthy marriage are, “I agree with you.”
47. Are you a cat? Because you are purrrfect.
48. What happens when cats get involved in a love triangle? It starts a meow-mance!
49. Once a woman called off her recent engagement. Her friend asked, “what happened? Wasn’t it love at first sight?” To which the woman answered, “Yes, but the second and third ones changed my mind.”
50. My husband often calls me ‘crazy.’ But he is the one who decided to marry me. So, who is more crazy now?
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51. Why did the boyfriend bring a compass on his first date? He wanted to find the right direction for his love.
52. A happy relationship is not just finishing each other’s sentences but also about finishing each other’s leftovers.
53. Man: “I love you so much, I could never live without you.”
Girlfriend: “Is that you talking or the beer?”
Man: “It’s me talking to the beer.”
54. What did the rocks pledge on Valentine’s Day?
To never take each other for granite.
55. You’ve got a pizza my heart.
56. You’re my butter half.
So, there you have it! Did these hilarious couple jokes and corny love jokes crack you and your partner up? Let us know which of these funny jokes about love made you laugh and cackle the most in the comments down below!
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