Zodiac Signs Typical Qualities
Pisces, Taurus
Guardian of the Wifi
-watches youtube 24/7
-a lil’ bit gay -smells really good
-appears to never sleep
Scorpio, Cancer
Coed college dorm
-ugly crier
-very high strung and may have a stress
-induced heart attack at any time.
-wants to live abroad
-sneezes 60 times in a row
Sagittarius, Aries
You meddling kids
-sends shitty snapchats at 2 am
-hates gossip but has multiple nemeses
-Reads horoscope every day
Gemini, Aquarius
Ip banned
-burns things for fun
-fashion encyclopedia
-failing every class
-cannot dance
Capricorn, Virgo
Sexy succulent
-has amazing handwritting
-cat lady
-reads the newspaper but won’t admit it
-grammer nazi
Libra, Leo
Starbucks red cup
-speaks the text slang
-buys makeup by the truckoaad
-knows every perfume in existence
-amazing actress
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