Aries: Hates you, but also loves you.
Taurus: Lazy, but will do anything for money.
Gemini: Fake, but super sweet.
Cancer: Smiling, but depressed.
Leo: Think they’re right, but they’re wrong.
Virgo: Prude, but really wants someone to rip their clothes off.
Libra: Harsh, but supportive.
Scorpio: Angry, but protective.
Sagittarius: Mean, but always kidding.
Capricorn: Nice, but judgemental.
Aquarius: Silly, but intelligent.
Pisces: Friendly, but secretly wants to kill.