Why They Have No Social Life?
Aries: I chose not to.. I hate everyone.
Taurus: Rather hang with my dog.
Gemini: Eating is better than talking.
Cancer: Because I love my bed.
Leo: NETFLIX IS MY SOCIAL LIFE.
Virgo: I just don’t text back.
Libra: Wait, what’s social lives?
Scorpio: Busy with world domination.
Sagittarius: Cats are better than people tho.
Capricorn: I would… But, I like my couch.
Aquarius: Sleep > Socializing.
Pisces: BUT TWITTER IS SOCIAL, SO HAHA.