Why Your Sign Sucks
Aries: You yell too much.
Taurus: You never share.
Gemini: You think lying is okay.
Cancer: Apparently nothing is ever your fault.
Leo: You’re always asleep.
Virgo: You think you’re clean but you have dirty socks everywhere.
Libra: You think you’re nice because you solved the problems you caused.
Scorpio: You’re Regina George
Sagittarius: You try too hard at dumb things.
Capricorn: You don’t flush the toilet.
Aquarius: You’re nicer to strangers than your own friends?!?
Pisces: You’re almost always putting on an act.