Why The Zodiac Signs Would End Up In Jail

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Why The Zodiac Signs Would End Up In Jail

Aries: Getting into a dance battle at the club then turning it into an actual battle

Taurus: Kidnapping celebrities and forcing them to sing/act out your favorite scenes

Gemini: Fraud:))))

Cancer: For stealing (your heart)

Leo: Illegally downloading music so you could turn up

Virgo: Pouring bleach on people you hate

Libra: They were framed

Scorpio: Murder

Sagittarius: Kidnapping people and calling it an aesthetic

Capricorn: Throwing pies at iggy azalea repeatedly

Aquarius: Hacking into the government databases to find out about the aliens

Pisces: Downloading illegal cartoon smut

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April 7, 2021

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