Who The Signs Should Really Date
Aries: A Nokia phone because you’ll never be able to destroy it!
Taurus: Money money $$$$$ You just love money, to be honest.
Gemini: A swing because only they can put up with your mood swings haha.
Cancer: An empty room so you can explode in emotion at any given time.
Leo: A computer that generates compliments, there’s someone who really cares.
Virgo: Toilet paper because they’re organised, clean and they’ll wipe your tears.
Libra: An app that makes decisions for you, there all your life problems solved!
Scorpio: A diary, now you have something to confide in, read and tear apart!
Sagittarius: A car because the only thing you can commit to is running (driving) away.
Capricorn: A pillow so you can sleep your way out of stress, and it’s something that can’t get in your way of doing anything!
Aquarius: The internet, because that’s the only thing that holds your interest for more than 5 seconds (and that gets you).
Pisces: An aquarium, it gives you somewhere to actually allow yourself to constantly wallow in self pity.
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