When The Signs Get A “F” On Their Report Card

When The Zodiacs Get A “F” On Their Report Card

Aries: Chill mom and dad. It could be worse. At least I’m not pregnant. Or am I? Ugh. It’s a joke you’re supposed to laugh.

Taurus: Well maybe if the teacher knew how to teach…

Gemini: “F” for f*ckin awesome lol!

Cancer: But I actually tried this semester!?

Leo: Did anyone else get a “F”? I don’t want to be the only one.

Virgo: Is this a typo?

Libra: Ew this isn’t okay, but whatever, I’m over it.

Scorpio: Yay, all those nights I didn’t study finally payed off.

Sagittarius: It’s because that teacher HATES me.

Capricorn: Cool, now I’m going to be in a bad mood for the rest of the week.

Aquarius: Wow, wish I cared!

Pisces: I’ll just pretend it’s an “A”.