What The Signs Say When They Stub Their Toe

What The Signs Say When They Stub Their Toe

WHAT THE SIGNS SAY WHEN THEY STUB THEIR TOE  

Aries: God fucking damn it! breaks down the door  

Taurus: Shit man!  

Gemini: Fight me you stupid door!  

Cancer: FUCK sobs YOU sobbing intensifies  

Leo: Screams while Iying face down in a bed.  

Virgo: This wouldn’t have happened if I had been wearing shoes.  

Libra: Goodbye cruel world.  

Scorpio: rips door off of hinges NO MORE!  

Sagittarius: hits the door STOP!  

Capricorn: bites their fist No, I’m fine, I swear it’s totally not broken.  

Aquarius: That door wasn’t there before!  

Pisces: But why me?!

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