WHAT THE SIGNS SAY WHEN THEY STUB THEIR TOE
Aries: God fucking damn it! breaks down the door
Taurus: Shit man!
Gemini: Fight me you stupid door!
Cancer: FUCK sobs YOU sobbing intensifies
Leo: Screams while Iying face down in a bed.
Virgo: This wouldn’t have happened if I had been wearing shoes.
Libra: Goodbye cruel world.
Scorpio: rips door off of hinges NO MORE!
Sagittarius: hits the door STOP!
Capricorn: bites their fist No, I’m fine, I swear it’s totally not broken.
Aquarius: That door wasn’t there before!
Pisces: But why me?!