Things I Imagine Zodiac Signs Frequently Think
Aries: Life is so great man but right now I want to punch you in the face
Taurus: No I will not change my opinion so go away
Gemini: I’m cooler than you so chill out
Cancer: Why won’t you love me??
Leo: You know who rocks? Me. You know who I hate? Me.
Virgo: What is happening
Libra: You want to be me I know it’s okay you’re not the only one
Scorpio: Go away. For real.
Sagittarius: If you’re not smart then don’t talk to me
Capricorn: Okay but how do I take over mankind
Aquarius: Why are people so dumb can you just stop it