The Zodiacs When Drunk

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The Zodiacs When Drunk

Aries: Wakes up with bruises.

Taurus: Left the bar early to go get food.

Gemini Has heart to heart with someone they just met.

Cancer: Initiating shots…crying somewhere 2 hours later.

Leo: Flirting with everyone and posting way too many Instagram stories.

Virgo: Never drunk enough, would rather be at home.

Libra: Disappears to go hook up with someone.

Scorpio: Either plastered drunk or completely sober. Makes it their mission to get laid.

Sagittarius: Never wants the night to end. “After party?!”

Capricorn: Trying to keep it together until they vomit and get kicked out.

Aquarius: No one knows what they’re laughing at.

Pisces: Most likely to black out.

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December 23, 2020

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