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The Zodiac Signs As Parents

The Zodiac Signs As Parents

The Signs As Parents  

Aries: He rejected you? I’ll teach him a lesson. Takes out the belt.  

Taurus: I don’t care if you already gave me a million reasons list of why you think you should go to that party. You’re not going because I said so!  

Gemini: So tell me how’s everything going with Jacob? Are you still fighting with your friend Jackie? Yeah and how about Rachel?  

Cancer: Did you take your jacket? Are you sure you don’t want to take some snacks? Remember to put your
seatbelt and don’t drive drunk!!  

Leo: Tell me how I look with this outfit on?  

Virgo: How are your grades? You’re struggling with math? Let me help you.  

Libra: Remember to be nice to everybody and don’t forget your manners.  

Scorpio: Listen you little, notorious fellow, I’ll give you till the count of three.  

Sagittarius: I think you’re looking like a homeless person, please change clothes.  

Capricorn: Listen I know I can be hard on you with grades and everything but I still love you.

Aquarius: Lmao, Do whatever you want, I love you.  

Pisces: Hugs you and kisses you and smothers you all the time.

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