The Zodiac Signs And Makeup

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The Signs and Makeup  

Aries: Naturally beautiful, doesn’t wear makeup.  

Taurus: SPARKLES  

Gemini: What’s makeup??  

Cancer: Too busy crying because Pisces is crying.  

Leo: Bad eyebrows, need touch up.  

Virgo: Wears the blood of their enemies as lipstick!  

Libra: Same look but a different day!  

Scorpio: Does their makeup in 2 minutes in a moving vehicle, still looks better than everyone else.  

Sagittarius: Only wears eyeliner because too lazy.  

Capricorn: Emo look.  

Aquarius: Uses only drugstore makeup.  

Pisces: Pokes eye with eyeliner and cries!

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The Signs and Makeup  

Aries: Naturally beautiful, doesn’t wear makeup.  

Taurus: SPARKLES  

Gemini: What’s makeup??  

Cancer: Too busy crying because Pisces is crying.  

Leo: Bad eyebrows, need touch up.  

Virgo: Wears the blood of their enemies as lipstick!  

Libra: Same look but a different day!  

Scorpio: Does their makeup in 2 minutes in a moving vehicle, still looks better than everyone else.  

Sagittarius: Only wears eyeliner because too lazy.  

Capricorn: Emo look.  

Aquarius: Uses only drugstore makeup.  

Pisces: Pokes eye with eyeliner and cries!

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