Smart Ass
Taurus
Virgo
Capricorn
Gemini
Bad Ass
Libra
Aquarius
Cancer
Scorpio
Both
Aries
Leo
Sagittarius
Pisces
Smart Ass
Taurus
Virgo
Capricorn
Gemini
Bad Ass
Libra
Aquarius
Cancer
Scorpio
Both
Aries
Leo
Sagittarius
Pisces
When the signs get mad at you, they…
ARIES: Throws an even bigger fit when you remind them they’ve done the same thing to you in the past
TAURUS: Sulks as if you took away their favorite blanket
GEMINI: Texts back people they left on read weeks ago, just to talk shit about you
CANCER: Communicates exclusively via cabinet slamming
LEO:
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ARIES: You’re able to take care of yourself and a plant
TAURUS: You clean your room even when people aren’t coming over
GEMINI: You don’t feel like you have to go to every single party
CANCER: You stop pretending you were drunk texting
LEO: You no longer need to crowdsource your friends’ opinions befor
On autopilot…
ARIES: Nods empathetically while their friend is venting even though they’re not listening
TAURUS: Swipes left because they assume everyone will be below their standards
GEMINI: Closes an app and immediately opens it again
CANCER: Gets off at the stop near their ex’s place
LEO: Likes everything that their person posts without even looking
Making decisions
ARIES: Their philosophy is “Act first, regret later”
TAURUS: Makes up their mind, then asks people for advice, just to further prove that nobody understands them better than they do
GEMINI: Procrastinates because they love to ride the high of making a game-time decision
CANCER: Weighs what they think vs. what they feel and ultimately always chooses their feelings
The Signs and Their Fears
ARIES – being underestimated
TAURUS – unexpected change
GEMINI – meaninglessness
CANCER – abandonment
LEO – being ignored
VIRGO – failure
LIBRA – loneliness
SCORPIO – being vulnerable
SAGITTARIUS – losing freedom
CAPRICORN – powerlessness
AQUARIUS – losing individuality
PISCES – getting let
Quick Facts
Grows up the fastest: ScorpioStays young the longest: Cancer
Speaks the clearest: LeoSpeaks the softest: Libra
Thrives with others: SagittariusThrives alone: Aquarius
Values power: CapricornValues knowledge: Gemini
Most courageous: Aries
Strongest Connections
Aries = Sagittarius, Aquarius, and Leo
Taurus = Scorpio, Virgo, and Capricorn
Gemini = Aquarius, Sagittarius, and Libra
Cancer = Pisces, Scorpio, and Taurus
Leo = Scorpio, Libra, and Aries
Virgo = Aquarius, Capricorn, and Taurus
Libra = Leo, Taurus, and Gemini
Scorpio = Leo, Cancer, Capricorn, and Taurus
Sagittarius = Aries, Gemini, and Aquarius
Capricorn = Ta
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