Zodiac Signs Trying Something New

ARIES: Wolfs down an entire ghost pepper & then asks what it was

TAURUS: Vows to order something different off the drive-thru menu, panics when they pull up to the window, ends up with their usual

GEMINI: Woke up and decided to register for an intro coding class

CANCER: Skydives just to hug the instructor the whole way down

LEO: Practices in the mirror before debuting a new dance at the club

VIRGO: Consults Cosmo diagrams while attempting a new sex move

LIBRA: Reads online reviews for an hour before buying a t-shirt

SCORPIO: Convinces their date to get matching tattoos, but makes them go first in case something goes wrong

SAGITTARIUS: Tries oat milk, LOVES oat milk, oat milk is their personality now

CAPRICORN: Orders a year’s supply of anything their fav tech CEO swears by

AQUARIUS: Does whatever their novel character alter ego would do

PISCES: 10 pages deep in the search results trying to figure out whether the thing they feel like doing is “normal”