Zodiac Signs Think More With Their Heart Or Mind.
Aries: mind
Taurus: mind
Gemini: mind
Cancer: heart
Leo: heart
Virgo: mind
Libra: mind
Scorpio: heart
Sagittarius: mind
Capricorn: mind
Aquarius: mind
Pisces: heart
Childish behavior
ARIES: Points fingers when confronted
TAURUS: Avoids doing laundry till they have no clean underwear left
GEMINI: Borrows people’s stuff without asking and returns it damaged
CANCER: Gets jealous of their best friend’s other friends
LEO: Asks for help before attempting to do things themselves
VIRGO: Can’t resist an opportunity to say “I told you so”
LIBRA: Won’t read anything that doesn’t have pictures
SCORPIO
Comforting you after a breakup
ARIES: Uses it as an excuse to key someone’s car like they’ve always wanted to
TAURUS: “At least you’re one step closer to finding The One”
GEMINI: Sends you an article about the science of heartbreak
CANCER: Moves in with you so you’re not alone
LEO: “Whatever, you know they’ll never do better than you”
VIRGO: “I didn’t want to say anything before, but here’s a list I’ve been keeping of all the reasons they weren’t good en
How you scare your crush away
ARIES: Quadruple texting
TAURUS: Listing all 28139 of your standards and expectations
GEMINI: Sending a screenshot of your text conversation to them instead of your best friend
CANCER: Going out of your way to run into them all the time
LEO: Calling them by an overfamiliar nickname
VIRGO: Lurking on their Instagram and accidentally liking a post from five years ago
LIBRA: Introducing them to your intimidatingly t
Types Of Friends They Are
Aries: Offers to fight your ex even though you insist you’re still friends.
Taurus: Really good at giving hugs, even if their advice is questionable.
Gemini: Always name-drops their other “friends” who you’ve never met.
Cancer: Expects you to read their mind and resents you when you don’t.
Leo: Is a little too eager to validate all your questionable decisions.
Virgo:
They Seek Attention Like This
Aries: Making a huge deal about being a tiny bit sick.
Taurus: Repeatedly insisting that they’re fine and don’t need attention.
Gemini: Being a contrarian even when they don’t actually believe what they’re saying.
Cancer: Inserting themselves into conflict that has nothing to do with them and then lamenting how overwhelmed they are.
Leo: Telling the same pre-rehearsed sob story to each of their friends one by one to maximize the sympathy.
Virgo:
Stop dating
ARIES: People who come on way too strong
TAURUS: Self-described empaths
GEMINI: Micro-celebrities with podcasts and Twitter followings
Drunk crying about
ARIES: Dropping their Big Mac
TAURUS: The emotions they’ve been soberly repressing
GEMINI: Their lost phone (it’s actually just in their back pocket)
CANCER: None of their friends noticing that they weren’t having fun at the party
LEO: Their crush not looking their way all night even though they dressed up specifically to make them fall in love
VIRGO: Their wasted potential
LIBRA: Realizing they have to work at 8
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