Zodiac Signs Questions In The Elevator

ARIES: “What was the last thing that made you cry? Haha, mine was waiting for the elevator”

TAURUS: “What time is it? I stayed up all night watching GoT and overslept my alarm”

GEMINI: “FMK: everyone in this elevator. lol”

CANCER: What is that scent? It smells like the perfume my 1st grade teacher used to wear”

LEO: “Can you see my underwear through my pants? Thanks, they’re Prada”,

VIRGO: “How’s the weather outside? The forecast said sunny, so I brought two umbrellas just in case”

LIBRA: “What number? Not floor, like your actual number;)”

SCORPIO: “What are you looking at?”

SAGITTARIUS: “What’s your sign?”

CAPRICORN: “So, like, what do you do? No, not for fun, like how do you make money?

AQUARIUS: Did you know that your coffee cup is made from the teeth of tortured chimpanzees?

PISCES: “What is the essence of your being?”