The Zodiac Signs Comforting You After A Breakup

The Zodiac Signs Comforting You After A Breakup

Comforting you after a breakup

ARIES: Uses it as an excuse to key someone’s car like they’ve always wanted to

TAURUS: “At least you’re one step closer to finding The One”

GEMINI: Sends you an article about the science of heartbreak

CANCER: Moves in with you so you’re not alone

LEO: “Whatever, you know they’ll never do better than you”

VIRGO: “I didn’t want to say anything before, but here’s a list I’ve been keeping of all the reasons they weren’t good enough for you”

LIBRA: “Maybe they’ll still want to be friends?”

SCORPIO: Confiscates your phone so you can’t send anything you’ll regret

SAGITTARIUS: “Now you’ll have more time to hang out!!!”

CAPRICORN: “Do you miss them or do you miss the validation?”

AQUARIUS: Sets you up with their favorite ex

PISCES: Makes you a melancholy Shoegaze mixtape and a memory box to fill with relics

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