When The Zodiac Signs Have Too Much Time On Their Hands

ARIES: Decides to master rock climbing in one afternoon

TAURUS: Writes everyone letters in calligraphy instead of texting

GEMINI: Dumps out that 1000-piece puzzle for the third time

CANCER: Creates new albums of old photos for future birthday gifts

LEO: Practices their operatic repertoire on a busy street corner

VIRGO: Concocts homemade disinfectants before deep cleaning

LIBRA: Indulges in hours of online shopping with no firm purchases

SCORPIO: Subjects their new crush to an interrogation marathon

SAGITTARIUS: Plans a trip around the world by cargo ship

CAPRICORN: Requests an EIN for their third side hustle

AQUARIUS: Revisits their favorite 1940s radio mystery program

PISCES: Looks for signs that they should start life over as a mime