What Made The Zodiac Signs Angry Today?

Aries: your boss for existing

Taurus: an ex you haven’t spoken to in years but just remembered something annoying they did

Gemini: the author of the book you’re reading for taking the plot in a direction you wouldn’t have

Cancer: the members of an old band you just discovered for breaking up decades ago

Leo: other people causing traffic even though you are also causing traffic

Virgo: the weather forecast for not warning you that it would drizzle

Libra: yourself for agreeing to go out after work

Scorpio: your best friend’s crush who isn’t good enough for them

Sagittarius: the person using your favorite treadmill at the gym

Capricorn: everyone else for lacking common sense

Aquarius: your roommate for having friends over while you’re in a mood

Pisces: your partner for something they did in your dream