To The Zodiac Signs, Stop Comparing Yourself To

ARIES: Everyone in the Guinness Book of World Records

TAURUS: Anyone else’s timeline or trajectory in life

GEMINI: History’s greatest philosopher-artist-thinkers

CANCER: The vision of life that your parents picked for you

LEO: Celebrities who are way younger than you

VIRGO: People who seem to effortlessly have it all together

LIBRA: Your significant other’s previous partners

SCORPIO: Dead poets

SAGITTARIUS: The perfect lifestyles people curate for social media

CAPRICORN: A well-oiled machine with no heart or soul

AQUARIUS: Your sources of creative inspiration

PISCES: The other pensive reader at the coffee shop