The Signs When They Are Drunk
Aries – Falls on their face repeatedly.
Taurus – I need to get home! I forgot to feed my cat!
Gemini – Talks really fast about things that make no sense.
Cancer – Starts thinking about the past and cries.
Leo – Does drunk karaoke.
Virgo – Oops, I think I just pissed my pants…
Libra – Listen…Picasso? Not that great!
Scorpio – Who wants to get cozy?
Sagittarius – Laughs at everything!
Capricorn – Passionately lip syncing to Beyoncé.
Aquarius – Believes they can fly.
Pisces – Looks around and thinks- there is no way we are alone in this world.