The Signs Walking Behind Way Slow People
Silently curses them:
Cancer, Virgo, Pisces
Tries to find a gap to walk through:
Taurus, Libra, Capricorn
Sings / Plays / Yells “MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY”:
Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius
Shove them apart with their arms:
Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius
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Loving but Selfish:Leo, Libra, Scorpio
Loyal but Distant:Aries, Gemini, Taurus
Needy but Independent:Scorpio, Pisces, Libra, Leo, Taurus, Capricorn
Honest but Secretive:Taurus, Sagittarius, Aries, Cancer, Capricorn, Gemini
Ambitious but Lazy:Virgo, Leo, Aquarius, Taurus, Pisces, Cancer
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Why the Signs are Attractive
Aries – the best laugh
Taurus – the best hair
Gemini – magnetic eyes
Cancer – great sense of style
Leo – they smell amaaaazingggg
Virgo – the cutest faces
Libra – the best bodies
Scorpio – seductive looks
Sagittarius – romantically tall or adorably small
Capricorn – the best smiles
Aquarius – captivating voice
Pisces – all of the above
Zodiac Signs As Moms
Aries – the fierce warrior mom
Taurus – the best cooking mom
Gemini – the fun-but-flighty mom
Cancer – the nurturing caring mom
Leo – the positive reinforcement mom
Virgo – the tactful practical mom
Libra – the endlessly patient mom
Scorpio – the magnetic mom
Sagittarius – the globe-trotting mom
Capricorn – the disciplinarian dad-mom
Aquarius – the best friend mom
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Aries – not having a good time bro
Taurus – about to call off work tomorrow
Gemini – still a piece of garbage
Cancer – about to shower you with affection
Leo – THAT BITCH!
Virgo – Neapolitan ice-cream
Libra – an overthinker
Scorpio – likely to get drunk tonight
Sagittarius – in need of a hug
Capricorn – done with you bitches
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Zodiac Signs In Group Chats
Zodiac Signs In Group Chats
Aries – Starts drama just to see what happens. Leaves the chat when things get too quiet.
Taurus – Reacts with a thumbs-up and never texts back. Only speaks when food plans are involved.
Gemini – Typing… then deletes everything. Has three other group chats talking about this one.
Cancer – Sends heartfelt messages no one reads. Gets mad but won’t say why.
Leo – Thinks the group chat is their personal audience. Will disappear for days but expect a grand return.
Virgo – Corrects typos. Creates a spreadsheet for an event no one
Zodiac Signs On A Road Trip
Zodiac Signs On A Road Trip
Aries – “Going 90 in a 60 because ‘speed limits are just suggestions.’ Will fight Google Maps if it tells them they’re going the wrong way.”
Taurus – “Refuses to leave until the car is packed with snacks, blankets, and a travel pillow. Will demand a five-star restaurant experience at a gas station.”
Gemini – “Talks the entire time, even when no one is listening. Somehow starts a deep conversation about aliens and then immediately switches to celebrity gossip.”
Cancer – “Made everyone sandwiches and packed a first-aid kit just in case. Will start reminiscing about childhood road trips a
Zodiac Signs And Their Shopping Habits
Aries – Walks in for one thing, walks out with ten. Impulse buys like their credit card has nine lives.
Taurus – Buys one luxurious item and calls it “self-care.” If it’s not soft, expensive, or aesthetically pleasing, they don’t want it.
Gemini – Gets distracted halfway through shopping and forgets what they came for. Ends up with random trinkets and a story to tell.
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