So You Touched. Their Phone
The most dirtiest look that basically means run
if you want to live:
Aries, Leo, Scorpio
Stares at you so long that you put their phone down
and back away slowly:
Taurus, Libra, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius
Internal screaming:
Gemini, Cancer, Pisces, Virgo
Defining the relationship:
ARIES: “It’s just physical”
TAURUS: Introduces you as their domestic partner after the third date
GEMINI: Introduces you as their “friend” even after you’ve been dating for 3 years
CANCER: “Soulmates”
LEO: Wears a bedazzled t-shirt that says “taken”
VIRGO: Makes you exchange lists of all your allergies
LIBRA: “My other half”
SCORPIO: Makes you sign a non-disclosure agreement
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Asking for forgiveness
ARIES: Acts like nothing ever happened
TAURUS: “I didn’t do it but I’ll clean it up”
GEMINI: Apologizes but doesn’t mean it
CANCER: Gives you a coupon for free hugs and laundry detergent
LEO: Makes you apologize for getting upset with them
VIRGO: Sends you a Venn Diagram with what is their fault, what is your fault, and what is just circumstance
LIBRA: Makes you a playlist of every song with “sorry” in the title
SCORPIO:
THE SIGNS’ EYES
Soft eyes:TAURUS – GEMINI – CANCER- LIBRA -CAPRICORN
Sexual eyes:LEO – SCORPIO – CAPRICORN
Wide eyes:ARIES – GEMINI – VIRGO – SAGITTARIUS- AQUARIUS
Fearless eyes:LEO – SAGITTARIUS – AQUARIUS
Sparkling eyes:TAURUS – CANCER – VIRGO – PISCES
Adorable eyes:ARIES – LIBRA – SCORPIO – CAPRICORN – PISCES
Zodiac Signs Quotes, Zodiac Personality Quotes, Zodiac
On a road trip
ARIES: Trying to make everyone play I Spy
TAURUS: Reclining and taking up multiple seats
GEMINI: Reading every funny bumper sticker out loud
CANCER: Has a week’s worth of mixed nuts and a playlist
LEO: Bag is overflowing with clothing options
VIRGO: Has a timer set for bathroom breaks
LIBRA: Gets left at the reststop and makes the whole car turn around to get them
SCORPIO: Becoming more misanthropic as the trip progresses
Call them if you need a…
ARIES: Wingman
TAURUS: Smothering hug that smells like vanilla and weed
GEMINI: Second opinion
CANCER: Therapy session full of questionable advice
LEO: Plus-one
VIRGO: Reality check
LIBRA: Distraction
SCORPIO: Getaway driver
SAGITTARIUS: Night out
CAPRICORN: Lawyer
AQUARIUS: Debate pa
Blames everything on…
ARIES: Sleeping poorly
TAURUS: Fate
GEMINI: Their nemesis of the week
CANCER: Being misunderstood
LEO: Everyone else being jealous
VIRGO: Bad air quality in their apartment
LIBRA: Themselves
SCORPIO: Not getting enough independence as a child
SAGITTARIUS: Mercury Retrograde
CAPRICORN: One bad grade they got in school that they think altered the traje
Refuses to…
ARIES: Chill
TAURUS: Care
GEMINI: Sleep
CANCER: Forget
LEO: Self-censor
VIRGO: Explain
LIBRA: Decide
SCORPIO: Forgive
SAGITTARIUS: Commit
CAPRICORN: Reconsider
AQUARIUS: Simplify
PISCES: Confront
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