Signs As King/Queen

Signs As King/Queen

Aries: One two three – I declare a war on flips coin ENGLAND

Taurus: And uh, to celebrate um, the third day this week
without rain, WE SHALL FEAST

Gemini: Tell the King of Spain to fuck with me because I don’t care about his trading policy

Cancer: Have a town meeting. I want to hold every newborn baby.

Leo: Let’s dedicate an entire month to my birthday and get turnt every night. Feast for everyone even peasants!!!

Virgo: Shhhhh leave me alone I am planning my next World War

Libra: I’d like to meet all of the other monarchs and I need a new dress and let’s have a ball tonight!!!!!

Scorpio: Everyone in the kingdom wants 2 kill me or fuck me #tru

Sagittarius: National Get Shit Faced Day, am I rite???

Capricorn: PUBLIC EXECUTIONS MOTHERFUCKER

Aquarius: Name all the planets in the solar system after me right now

Pisces: I don’t want to go to war can everyone please be happy look at how many kitties there are in my palace!!!

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Rebecca Baker

The Signs At A Buffet

Aries – Takes a lot of everything

Taurus – Goes straight for the desserts

Gemini – Takes pictures of their food

Cancer – Asks if they can take food home

Leo – Takes a little bit of everything

Virgo – Takes a lot but only eats about half of it

Libra – Only takes a little bit of food

Scorpio – Takes a lot of only one food

Sagittarius – Eats everything really slow

Capricorn – Gets a little bit at a time and goes

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Some Advice For Each Sign

Aries: Take a deep breath and appreciate the little things.

Taurus: Some times you just have to let it go.

Gemini: Don’t stress yourself out by doing too many things at once.

Cancer: Don’t bundle everything up inside. Everything will be okay.

Leo: See more positives in others.

Virgo: It’s okay to make mistakes.

Libra: Be yourself, not what others want you to be.

Scorpio: Your friends are here to support you. Listen to them.

Sagit

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The Signs As Boyfriends

Aries: Energetic boyfriend – Likes to challenge you and take you places. probably has a daddy kink.

Taurus: Actual sugar daddy – Will buy you things in exchange for hugs kisses.

Gemini: Bookworm boyfriend – Likes to talk all the time, but not about emotions or feelings.

Cancer: Little spoon – Definitely has a daddy kink.

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The Signs Falling/Being In Love

Aries: Appetite Loss – All you think about is him or her. Producing more dopamine, you feel little need for food or other basic necessities while floating through each day on a cloud of hope.

Taurus: Abandon Regular Routines – You may abandon your work or your responsibilities. Your thoughts and actions become devoted to your love interest.

Gemini: Fresh Complexion – You feel different and it shows. Others might catch you smili

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The Zodiac Signs And Their Ingredients

Aries: flames directly from hell, shards of diamonds, the energy of a toddler, and a gallon of caffeine

Taurus: clusters of emerald gemstones, the scent of old books, warm chocolate chip cookies, and silk pajamas

Gemini: wind from a tornado, a pinch of salt, a child’s laughter, and a cup of glitter

Cancer: shimmering tears, the moon’s light, the scent of fresh lave

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What We Seem To Forget About The Signs

Aries: they’re really fragile internally, and you really need to handle with care

Taurus: they’re actually really good at reading people and are very smart, but they keep it in most of the time

Gemini: they support you no matter what you do, no matter how many times you change what you want to do, like your own personal cheerleader

Cancer: no matter how many times

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How The Zodiac Signs Kiss You

Aries: Rough and short. They blush a little right after.

Taurus: Tastes like cherry chapstick. They keep their eyes closed and slowly open them to look at you.

Gemini: Suddenly goes quiet, kisses you when you turn to look at them.

Cancer: Slow and sweet, with a hug and a confession right after.

Leo: Runs their fingers thro

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Signs As King/Queen