Signs As King/Queen
Signs As King/Queen
Aries: One two three – I declare a war on flips coin ENGLAND
Taurus: And uh, to celebrate um, the third day this week
without rain, WE SHALL FEASTGemini: Tell the King of Spain to fuck with me because I don’t care about his trading policy
Cancer: Have a town meeting. I want to hold every newborn baby.
Leo: Let’s dedicate an entire month to my birthday and get turnt every night. Feast for everyone even peasants!!!
Virgo: Shhhhh leave me alone I am planning my next World War
Libra: I’d like to meet all of the other monarchs and I need a new dress and let’s have a ball tonight!!!!!
Scorpio: Everyone in the kingdom wants 2 kill me or fuck me #tru
Sagittarius: National Get Shit Faced Day, am I rite???
Capricorn: PUBLIC EXECUTIONS MOTHERFUCKER
Aquarius: Name all the planets in the solar system after me right now
Pisces: I don’t want to go to war can everyone please be happy look at how many kitties there are in my palace!!!
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