Aries Expectation: Fierce ram, will screw you up, is hella brave Aries Reality: Is a sheep with oversized horns and was bullied and is trying to overcompensate
Taurus Expectation: Loyal bull Taurus Reality: Cow that is too lazy to betray you
Gemini Expectation: Super smart, super-intelligent, can and will slay you. Gemini Reality: Has abandonment issues and an identity crisis every month
Cancer Expectation: Mother bear and reliable and strong Cancer Reality: Emotional wreck
Leo Expectation: Loyal sexy and confident Leo Reality: Emo lion
Virgo Expectation: Shy smart and organized Virgo Reality: Always having internal meltdowns
Libra Expectation: Fashionable and friendly and fair Libra Reality: Really sad that they cannot fix everyone
Scorpio Expectation: Dark mysterious and probably a killer Scorpio Reality: Really emo that hates everyone and has uncontrollable emotions
Sagittarius Expectation: So wise and majestic Sagittarius Reality: Makes up everything to compensate for the lack of meaning in their life
Capricorn Expectation: Cool, calm, collected, ambitious Capricorn Reality: Power starved baby that just wants love
Aquarius Expectation: God Aquarius Reality: Still God
Pisces Expectation: So cute such anime!! Pisces Reality: How can I murder people without getting my dress dirty
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