Considers This Foreplay For The Zodiac Signs

ARIES: A heated debate over what to do tonight

TAURUS: Watching movies underneath a weighted blanket

GEMINI: Performing an hour of witty repartee in public

CANCER: A full day of confessing your childhood insecurities

LEO: Lavish compliments and a gift they can’t open till later

VIRGO: Touching fresh 1000-thread-count cotton sheets

LIBRA: Using you as daydream fodder before you meet up

SCORPIO: Sitting as close as possible without touching

SAGITTARIUS: Navigating a woodland hike using stars and tree rings

CAPRICORN: Explaining the intricacies of NFTs while you zone out

AQUARIUS: A furtive text after days of deliberate avoidance

PISCES: Sitting back-to-back reading each other’s diaries