Zodiac Signs While Driving

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Zodiac Signs While Driving

Aries: Who the hell gave these a**holes their license?!

Taurus: F*ck this, I’m riding my bike for now on.

Gemini: Bangs head on horn repeatedly.

Cancer: Yeah, freaking cut infront of me b*tch!

Leo: Hurry up grandpa, I’m waiting!

Virgo: I didn’t give you freaking permission to cut, sir!

Libra: OMG put on your damn turn signal, you idiot!

Scorpio: OMG just go fast, you can go 45 miles per hour, and your going at a mere 2!

Sagittarius: OMG the light is freaking green, retard!

Aquarius: Why the hell are you honking your horn at me, you’re the freaking slow one!

Capricorn: OMG are you fucking blind, the light is green, omg!

Pisces: Hurry up b*tches, I gotta get my nails done!!

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December 4, 2020

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