Zodiac Signs as Fruits:
Aries: Activated Razor Strawberry
Taurus: Experimental “Reverse Pear“
Gemini: Human foot someone threw into a tree.
Cancer: “Orange”
Leo: Fucked Up Darkweb Cyber-Lime
Virgo: Golden Delicious Apple (Attack Form)
Libra: Free Jazz Persimmon
Scorpio: Grapes (Full of Ketamine, Left in chimp enclosure)
Sagittarius: Fruit of Social Media
Capricorn: Hockey Puck Painted To Look Like A Mango
Aquarius: Plum-o-war
Pisces: Blockchain-Based Cherry
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