What Your Sign Is Professionally Certified At:
Aries: Accidentally biting their tongue.
Taurus: Ignoring people.
Gemini: Talking during class without getting called on.
Cancer: Pretending they’re innocent.
Leo: Stalking people.
Virgo: Acing all their exams without even trying.
Libra: Annoying the shit out of everyone.
Scorpio: Scaring everyone away.
Sagittarius: Making puns.
Capricorn: Eating without getting fat.
Aquarius: Running away from their problems.
Pisces: Being lowkey evil.