What The Signs Say When They Stub Their Toe

WHAT THE SIGNS SAY WHEN THEY STUB THEIR TOE ย 

Aries: God fucking damn it! breaks down the door ย 

Taurus: Shit man! ย 

Gemini: Fight me you stupid door! ย 

Cancer: FUCK sobs YOU sobbing intensifies ย 

Leo: Screams while Iying face down in a bed. ย 

Virgo: This wouldnโ€™t have happened if I had been wearing shoes. ย 

Libra: Goodbye cruel world. ย 

Scorpio: rips door off of hinges NO MORE! ย 

Sagittarius: hits the door STOP! ย 

Capricorn: bites their fist No, Iโ€™m fine, I swear itโ€™s totally not broken. ย 

Aquarius: That door wasnโ€™t there before! ย 

Pisces: But why me?!

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