What The Signs Say When They Stub Their Toe

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WHAT THE SIGNS SAY WHEN THEY STUB THEIR TOE

Aries: God fucking damn it! breaks down the door

Taurus: Shit man!

Gemini: Fight me you stupid door!

Cancer: FUCK sobs YOU sobbing intensifies

Leo: Screams while Iying face down in a bed.

Virgo: This wouldn’t have happened if I had been wearing shoes.

Libra: Goodbye cruel world.

Scorpio: rips door off of hinges NO MORE!

Sagittarius: hits the door STOP!

Capricorn: bites their fist No, I’m fine, I swear it’s totally not broken.

Aquarius: That door wasn’t there before!

Pisces: But why me?!

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November 7, 2020

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