The Zodiac Signs When Rich

The Zodiac Signs When Rich

When They Are Rich

Aries: “I’m going to every concert ever. I bought all of iTunes. No one can stop me”

Scorpio: Finally subscribes to Hulu plus

Taurus: Saves most of the money but throws huge fucking parties every Friday with Nicki Minaj

Gemini: “What if I bought a boat and invited people on my boat only to tell them to get the fuck off my boat”

Cancer: “I’ve bought 10 dogs already today. tomorrow I buy the world’s population of cats”

Leo: Buys own island and names it after themselves and everyone who lives there are dogs and friends no one else ever.

Virgo: “I made a blog to update people on my rich life. I just booked Beyoncé for my birthday party”

Libra: Millionaire by age 20 and takes the lyrics “I’m gonna swing from my chandelier” too seriously

Sagittarius: Wears black lace Elie Saab designer gown with necklace of diamonds and walks slowly down spiral staircases

Capricorn: Buys 3 summer homes and a castle while on their private jet

Aquarius: I’m going to buy the five oceans. I am Poseidon”

Pisces: “I filled my pool with champagne and now I don’t know what to do”

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