When They Are Rich
Aries: “I’m going to every concert ever. I bought all of iTunes. No one can stop me”
Scorpio: Finally subscribes to Hulu plus
Taurus: Saves most of the money but throws huge fucking parties every Friday with Nicki Minaj
Gemini: “What if I bought a boat and invited people on my boat only to tell them to get the fuck off my boat”
Cancer: “I’ve bought 10 dogs already today. tomorrow I buy the world’s population of cats”
Leo: Buys own island and names it after themselves and everyone who lives there are dogs and friends no one else ever.
Virgo: “I made a blog to update people on my rich life. I just booked Beyoncé for my birthday party”
Libra: Millionaire by age 20 and takes the lyrics “I’m gonna swing from my chandelier” too seriously
Sagittarius: Wears black lace Elie Saab designer gown with necklace of diamonds and walks slowly down spiral staircases
Capricorn: Buys 3 summer homes and a castle while on their private jet
Aquarius: I’m going to buy the five oceans. I am Poseidon”
Pisces: “I filled my pool with champagne and now I don’t know what to do”
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