The Signs Changing A Light Bulb
Aries- falls off the ladder.
Taurus- does not want to change the light bulb.
Gemini- almost burns the house down.
Cancer- angry because they don’t know how to change the light bulb.
Leo- shines brighter than the light bulb.
Virgo- the only one that actually knows how to change a goddam light bulb.
Libra- calls someone to do it for them.
Scorpio- is perfectly happy creeping in the dark.
Sagittarius- will do it tomorrow.
Capricorn- doesn’t have time for this.
Aquarius- actually uses candle.
Pisces- light bulb? what light bulb?