The Signs and Makeup
Aries: Naturally beautiful, doesn’t wear makeup.
Taurus: SPARKLES
Gemini: What’s makeup??
Cancer: Too busy crying because Pisces is crying.
Leo: Bad eyebrows, need touch up.
Virgo: Wears the blood of their enemies as lipstick!
Libra: Same look but a different day!
Scorpio: Does their makeup in 2 minutes in a moving vehicle, still looks better than everyone else.
Sagittarius: Only wears eyeliner because too lazy.
Capricorn: Emo look.
Aquarius: Uses only drugstore makeup.
Pisces: Pokes eye with eyeliner and cries!


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