Tag: zodiac signs n secrets

  • The Signs When They Hear You Talking About Their Best Friend

    The Signs When They Hear You Talking About Their Best Friend
    Chews gum slowly until you stop uncomfortably:
    Aries, Virgo, Libra, Pisces
    Gives you the ‘look’ that says shut up or die:
    Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn
    Bitches you out like a pro
    until you’re nothing but a soggy pile of regret:
    Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius

  • How Evil Your Zodiac Sign Can Be?

    How Evil Your Zodiac Sign Can Be?

    How Evil Your Sign Can Be?

    Aries: on a scale of 1 to 10 they can be like 2 (surprise)

    Taurus: can be extremely evil, if needed

    Gemini: actually, a peacemaker

    Cancer: secretly, they’re stabbing you in their mind (yes!)

    Leo: secretly, they’re stabbing you in their mind (no surprise)

    Virgo: thinks they’re evil but no

    Libra: they’ll blame it on someone else

    Scorpio: actually, not evil but everyone thinks they are

    Sagittarius: the most evil but nobody realizes it

    Capricorn: capable of starting a war

    Aquarius: satan

    Pisces: can hit you with a stick but that’s as far as it’s gonna go

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    How Evil Your Zodiac Sign Can Be?
  • Where The Signs Should Travel

    Where The Signs Should Travel
    Aries: Greece
    Taurus: Italy
    Gemini: Hawaii
    Cancer: Australia
    Leo: Rome
    Virgo: China
    Libra: Paris
    Scorpio: Brazil
    Sagittarius: Ireland
    Capricorn: Germany
    Aquarius: Bahamas
    Pisces: Tokyo

  • What You Mixed With

    What You Mixed With

    Aries – Pornstar & Superhero
    Taurus – Peanut Butter & Jelly
    Gemini – Facts & Sarcasm
    Cancer – Lover & Fighter
    Leo – Magic & Sunshine
    Virgo – Dumb & Dumber
    Libra – Glitz & Glamour
    Scorpio – Heaven & Hell
    Sagittarius – Checkings & Savings
    Capricorn – Work & Work
    Aquarius – Sweet Dreams & Nightmares
    Pisces – Mermaid & Killer Whale

  • The Signs Making Pizza

    The Signs Making Pizza
    Aries: Guys just foIlow this recipe
    Taurus: throws up dough in the air ‘falls on cancer’
    Gemini: Let’s put EVERYTHING on it
    Cancer: TAURUS STOP IT
    Leo: Let’s just top the dough with sauce and cheese
    and get it over with.
    Virgo: starts food fight
    Libra: starts slapping Capricorn with a Spoon
    Scorpio: STOP FIGHTING
    Sagittarius: jumps into table and starts twerking
    Capricorn: kicks Libra in the shins
    Aquarius: perfectly makes a pizza and puts in oven
    Pisces: I thought we were making a sandwich

  • What Time Of The Day Do You Prefer

    What Time Of The Day Do You Prefer
    Dark: Scorpio, Leo, Pisces,
    Taurus, Aquarius, Libra
    Light: Cancer, Sagittarius,
    Gemini, Aries, Virgo, Capricorn

  • What The Signs Need In A Relationship

    What The Signs Need In A Relationship
    Aries: competition
    Taurus: communication
    Gemini: friendship
    Cancer: loyalty
    Leo: attention
    Virgo: respect
    Libra: understanding
    Scorpio: trust
    Sagittarius: reassurance
    Capricorn: dedication
    Aquarius: independence
    Pisces: intimacy

  • Zodiac Signs Reactions To Insults

    Zodiac Signs Reactions To Insults
    Says a really smooth comeback:
    Taurus, Gemini, Aquarius
    Laughs at how stupid the insult was:
    Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius
    Rolls eyes and walks away (but is secretly pissed):
    Aries, Virgo, Capricorn
    Starts to feel embarrassed and insecure:
    Cancer, Leo, Pisces

  • How The Signs Answer The Phone

    How The Signs Answer The Phone
    Hello from the other siiiiiiide!
    Gemini, Cancer, Leo
    What do you want?
    Aries, Scorpio, Aquarius
    New phone, who’s this?
    Libra, Sagittarius
    Hello?
    Taurus, Virgo
    This better be important.
    Capricorn
    Doesn’t Answer
    Pisces

  • Zodiac Signs Know This Because They Just Do

    Zodiac Signs Know This Because They Just Do
    Know where the boundaries are:
    Taurus, Aries, Aquarius
    Know how to talk to people:
    Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius
    know when you are lying:
    Capricorn, Scorpio, Leo
    Know when you are sad/unhappy:
    Virgo, cancer, Pisces