What the signs really hate
Aries: slow people
Taurus: any sudden changes
Gemini: being told to be quiet
Cancer: being criticized
Leo: people who try to one-up them
Virgo: loud noises
Libra: rude, confrontational people
Scorpio: liars
Sagittarius: being told to chill
Capricorn: people who doubt them
Aquarius: being told that they’re wrong
Pisces: unkept promises
Longest Lasting Relationships
Aries- Libra, Pisces, Aquarius
Taurus- Scorpio, Virgo, Cancer
Gemini- Libra, Leo, Pisces
Cancer- Pisces, Virgo, Aries
Leo- Aquarius, Libra, Scorpio
Virgo- Pisces, Scorpio, Sagittarius
Libra- Aries, Gemini, Cancer
Scorpio- Taurus, Capricorn, Leo
Sagittarius- Sagittarius, Aquarius, Gemini
Capricorn- Scorpio, Taurus, Aquarius
Aquarius- Leo, Gemini, Sagittarius
Pisces- Virgo, Cancer, Aries
What The Signs Are And Are Not
Aquarius: Smart not Smartasses
Pisces: Thoughtful not Chill
Aries: Energetic not ‘on Steroids’
Taurus: Enjoy food not Fat
Gemini: Expresses all emotions not Bipolar
Cancer: Speak their mind not Loud
Leo: Don’t care about judgement not Egotistical
Virgo: Conservative not Socially Awkward
Libra: Opinionated not obnoxious
Scorpio: Think Deeper not ‘Dark’
Sagittarius: Truthful not Rude
Capricorn: Free not Wild
The Signs Planning A Murder
Does the murdering: Scorpio, Taurus, Aries
Gets the body bag: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius
Comes up with a good escape route: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn
Hides all possible evidence that proves they were there: Leo. Libra, Pisces
The Signs Jealous
Aries – blows up a house
Taurus – tries to boss people around
Gemini – hides it but barely succeeds
Leo – shows them they are too fab for bullshit
Virgo – has the whole spy gang with them
Libra – tries to ignore it and debates whether confronting it is a good thing
Scorpio – gets even no matter how extreme
Sagittarius – angry af and confronts
Capricorn – feels a bit sad but moves on
Aquarius – keeps quite and distant
Pisces – sulks in the corner and tries to cheer up
The signs finding out someone has a crush on them
Aries: Hahahahahahahahaha k
Taurus: Is this a joke
Gemini: Lets make a baby
Cancer: !!!!!!!!
Leo: Well, who wouldn’t?
Virgo: This is awkward bye
Libra: How cute awww
Scorpio: Oh god why no
Sagittarius: Okay haha
Capricorn: Stop that
Aquarius: How do I respond to this situation
Pisces: ….I LIKE YOU TOO I THINK
What The Signs Crave The Most
Aries: Adventure
Taurus: Comfort
Gemini: Knowledge
Cancer: Stability
Leo: Adoration
Virgo: Perfection
Libra: Peace
Scorpio: Mystery
Sagittarius: Truth
Capricorn: Success
Aquarius: Innovation
Pisces: Happiness
I’ll love You Until…
Aries: You treat me unfairly
Taurus: You hurt me
Gemini: You get bored
Cancer: You leave me
Leo: You stop loving me
Virgo: You start keeping secrets
Libra: You find someone better
Scorpio: You lie to me
Sagittarius: You hold me back
Capricorn: You screw up
Aquarius: You lose your magic
Pisces: You don’t care about me
How Often Does Your Sign Cry
Aries: Maybe three times a year
Taurus: Once or twice a month
Gemini: Only when the situation requires it
Cancer: Probably everyday
Leo: Once a week
Virgo: Every six months or so
Libra: Too often
Scorpio: Has never cried in their life
Sagittarius: Once a year
Capricorn: Every two months or so
Aquarius: Once every nine years
Pisces: Is crying right now
Who The Signs Can’t Stand
Aries: Gemini
Taurus: Cancer
Gemini: Taurus
Cancer: Capricorn
Leo: Scorpio
Virgo: Sagittarius
Libra: Aries
Scorpio: Aquarius
Sagittarius: Virgo
Capricorn: Libra
Aquarius: Leo
Pisces: Pisces