Tag: aquarius

Cute freak: Cancer, Libra, Pisces, Sagittarius

Sexy freak : Taurus, Gemini, Leo

Scary freak : Aries, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn

Freaky freak : Aquarius

Aries, Libra, Sagittarius
Me, waiting for my problems to solve themselves

Gemini, Leo, Aquarius
I just need to focus on drinking water and avoiding men

Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn
When someone lies to my face
Me: Screenshots

Taurus, Cancer, Pisces
I’m shy at first, then BOOM, the most annoying person you’ve ever met

Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius
Wish I could date me, I’m really everything I want in a person.

Taurus, Cancer, Pisces
fuck it’s 5 am!
After a whole day watching Netflix. I’m finally going to bed

Aries, Libra, Aquarius
My outfits would look so much nicer if I had a pair of tits

Gemini, Virgo, Capricorn
Dear God just give me money, I hate boys

Calm : Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Aquarius, Pisces

Angry : Aries, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn

ARIES : Loses interest quickly

TAURUS : Never mixes it up

GEMINI : Really big flirt

CANCER : Smothers you with affection

LEO : Super needy

VIRGO : Picks apart your every fault

LIBRA : Can’t function without you

SCORPIO : Tries to control you

SAGITTARIUS : Commitment-phobe

CAPRICORN : Emotionally unavailable

AQUARIUS : Scared of intimacy

PISCES : Makes bad love choices

ARIES : Linkin Park’s “In the End” plays loudly

TAURUS : How to get a lot of money without doing anything

GEMINI : Looking engaged in what the other person is saying so they can talk again

CANCER : How beautiful their friends are ?

LEO : Learning how to sing well enough to do Kate Bush karaoke

VIRGO : How the windows would look better and be more effective with curtains

LIBRA : If the person who didn’t respond w/in 5 mins hates them now

SCORPIO : FMK: The three people closest to them

SAGITTARIUS : Publishing a communiqué on their trip to the grocery store

CAPRICORN : What to do with their hands so as not to look awkward

AQUARIUS : What life would be like as a colony of bacteria?

PISCES : Doesn’t think in words, only in poetic whimpering’s

ARIES : Toddler without impulse control

TAURUS : 30-year-old with a credit card and a taste for wine

GEMINI : High school mean girl

CANCER : Grumpy old grandma

LEO : 7-year-old who has to show you their new toy

VIRGO : 35, knows how to change a tire

LIBRA : A kid in middle school trying to fit in

SCORPIO : 20-year-old who just discovered goth

SAGITTARIUS : 5-year-old with no filter

CAPRICORN : Has always been 40 with a 401k

AQUARIUS : Rebellious teen going thru a punk phase

PISCES : Either a careless child or an old monk depending on the day

ARIES : Ask for help without feeling like they’re admitting defeat

TAURUS : Appreciate situations that didn’t work out exactly the way they’d envisioned them

GEMINI : Hold their tongue when it’s not productive to comment

CANCER : Take things only as personally as they are intended

LEO : Say no when they don’t have the bandwidth to do another favor

VIRGO : See themselves as a mortal being instead of a robot that can get everything done on autopilot

LIBRA : Have a close platonic friend without falling in love with them

SCORPIO : Forgive people for their human mistakes

SAGITTARIUS : Speak Latin even though everyone keeps telling them it’s dead

CAPRICORN : Enjoy a leisurely day without feeling like they’re wasting time

AQUARIUS : Sit comfortably with their earnest emotions

PISCES : Just live their life instead of romanticizing it

ARIES : Intentionally investing in unavailable people

TAURUS : Radiating unapproachability

GEMINI : Finally realizing that no amount of fun acquaintances can replace real friends

CANCER : Feeling fundamentally misunderstood

LEO : Cutting people off when they don’t perfectly fit the image you’re trying to project

VIRGO : Insisting on doing all the work when others want to help you

LIBRA : Scrolling through your Instagram feed and getting FOMO

SCORPIO : Afraid of letting anyone get close enough to really see you

SAGITTARIUS : Withholding affection until your crushes abandon the chase

CAPRICORN : Obsessed with the idea of not needing anyone else

AQUARIUS : Attaching your self-worth to your outsider status

PISCES : Afraid of ‘burdening’ those who love you w/ your problems

ARIES : Is flirtatious & forthright with a large appetite for risk

TAURUS : Hates all the same things that you hate

GEMINI : Appreciates the complexity of your thoughts and actions

CANCER : Can have a full conversation without using the word “I’

LEO : Is genuinely carefree in the way you secretly wish you were

VIRGO : Compensates for some deficiency you see within yourself

LIBRA : Encourages and agrees with you without being a doormat

SCORPIO : Pushes your boundaries to bring out your most intense desires and most profound fears

SAGITTARIUS : Inspires you to grow (and knows how to take a joke)

CAPRICORN : Understands your need for space without taking it personally & doesn’t try to wrangle you with unspoken expectations

AQUARIUS : Deeply comprehends some arcane corner of the world

PISCES : Is rooted in reality while still being susceptible to romance