Zodiac Signs Before Sex
The signs before doing it
Aries: Gets in an argument with who they are about to h**k up with so its hot, rough, and angry
Taurus: Buys 3 cans of whipped crea
Gemini: Sets it straight that they don’t want anything serious
Cancer: Lights candles and lots of pleasant scents sprayed around the room
Leo: Teasing charming teasing charming
Virgos: Spends an hour looking up positions that will satisfy their partner the most
Libra: Goes out to but new lingerie bus can’t decide what they like and ends up buying 200 dollars worth of it
Scorpio: Dusts off their chains and whips
Sagittarius: Takes a pole dancing class and looks up weird dangerous positions.
Capricorn: Makes nice dinner and keeps downing wine
Aquarius: Whips out their collection of glow in the dark protections
Pieces: Looking up different role play topics
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