Zodiac Signs And Their Morning Routines

Zodiac Signs And Their Morning Routines

Morning routine

ARIES: Waking up 7 minutes before they need to leave for work

TAURUS: Double fisting a black coffee and an avocado smoothie

GEMINI: Buying a newspaper to carry around and never actually read

CANCER: Using all the hot water taking a long contemplative shower

LEO: Doing a Get Ready With Me livestream to zero viewers

VIRGO: Cramming their pockets and tote bag with ‘only the necessities’

LIBRA: Trying on six outfits before deciding to stay in a robe all day

SCORPIO: Spritzing on pheromone perfume while staring at themselves in the mirror and repeating the phrase “I am a god”

SAGITTARIUS: Waking up all their roommates clamoring around like a tornado

CAPRICORN: Planning their entire day around the weather forecast

AQUARIUS: Eating breakfast by candlelight to save electricity

PISCES: Spending an hour getting ready but still leaving the house with mismatching socks and their shirt on inside out

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